Focussed like a laser
Things to do to avoid writing your looming presentation
- Find, dust off and hook up the printer
- Watch the printer try, and fail, it’s self alignment test.
- Repeat the alignment test
- Google hp c4380 alignment fail
- Click around
- Realise you dislike printers and all associated activities
- Open email
- Read unread emails
- Realize you’re not working
- Make a list of what needs to be done, in what order
- Observe the ominous length of the list
- Thoughtfully add ‘Make a list‘ to the top of the list
- Check off ‘Make a list‘
- Reward clearly evident progress by making a coffee
- Return to desk to drink coffee and check twitter
- Click a link that leads to an article about Presidential reading materials
- Follow a link to wikipedia
- Read about President Roosevelt’s safaris
- Find this image
- Remember you need to move your sites away from Godaddy
- Go over to godaddy.com, try to login
- Realise you’ll have to search for you user_id. Close Tab
- Find open tab on the Construction of Mount Rushmore
- Read entire article
- Proceed to read the article on Historical Rankings of United States Presidents
- Remember you’re meant to be writing a presentation
- Shut off wifi
- Reconnect to wifi to get to Google Docs spreadsheet with all the presentation info in
- Accept defeat, as a cleansing attempt, create a list of everything done in the last hour, that wasn’t what I was supposed to be doing
- Post list online for public shaming
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